Beware Home Depot Scam!

Funny joke from Don:

A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you pack the shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When I thanked them and offered them a tip, they said "No" and instead will ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts putting her hands all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Maybe it's no coincidence that I'm doing all my Christmas shopping at Home Depot this year!