My Beer!

From Midsouthjokes:

My wife told me we couldn't afford my beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership. I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

I posted a pic with this on it last month. It's still funny.