Geezer humor

The Elderly Irish gentleman

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

• Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
• Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
• Man: "What sins?"
• Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
• Man: "I'm Jewish."
• Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
• Man: "I'm 92 years old.... I'm telling everybody!"