LITTLE RALPHY

A teacher asks her class ... If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them .. how many will be left?

She calls on Little Ralphy.

He replies ... None - they will all fly away with the first gunshot.

The teacher replies ... The correct answer is 4 - but I like your thinking.

Then Little RALPHY says . I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice-cream. One is delicately licking the side of the triple scroop of ice-cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is bitting off the top of the ice-cream ... Which one is married?

The teacher - blushing a great deal ... replied. Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.

To which Little RALPHY replied ... The correct answer is ...... The one with the wedding ring on - but I like your thinking.

LITTLE RALPHY on MATH:

Little RALPHY returns home from school and says he got an 'F' in arithmetic.

WHY ... asks the father

The teacher asked ... How much is 2x3. I said '6' ... replies RALPHY.

But that's right ... said his father.

Yeah - but then she asked me ... How much is 3x2.

What's the F%@Kin` difference ... asks the father.

That's what I said .