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Provided by the compucert malapropos \mal-ap-ruh-POH\, adjective:
- Unseasonable; unsuitable; inappropriate.
- In an inappropriate or inopportune manner; unseasonably.
- To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.
My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.
Quote: "Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old." — Jonathan Swift
Trivia
What was the profession of Peeping Tom, the cad who ogled Lady Godiva during her famous fictitious ride through Coventry?
- He was a tailor.
- Russo-Finnish War: began (1939)
- Lucille Ball: wed Desi Arnaz (1940)
- Ann Hodges: woman in Sylacauga, Alabama, became the only person on record to have been struck by a meteorite (1954)
- Mark Twain (1835-1910): author of Tom Sawyer
- Winston Churchill (1874-1965): British PM
- Dick Clark (78): "America's oldest living teenager"
- Billy Idol (52): rocker
- Ridley Scott (70): director of Blade Runner
- Colin Mochrie (50): actor, Whose Line is it Anyway?
- Ben Stiller (42): actor/director
- Elisha Cuthbert (25): actress / hottie
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