Oh noz!!!1 T3h flu!!!1

Yesterday the office secretary left early because she wasn't feeling well. She was coughing and choking the whole day. Earier in the day I suggested she should do something about her symptoms and load up on vitamins and stuff like Airborne to reduce the effects of her ailment. She refused. She said she had a cold and wanted to get antibiotics from her doctor. [What antibiotics can do for a cold, I don't know.]

She left the office at four.

Today she calls in at nine saying that she was in the emergency room last night with high fever, chills, and vomiting. The doctor diagnosed her with "Severe Influenza."

Great. She picked it up from some dummy at a Superbowl Party. She had been to work two days carrying that shit. We've all been exposed to her severe flu. I am already on a regiment of vitamin C and Airborne. I hope none of the rest of us catch it. Fuck. This is NO WAY to start Tax Season!