Tax Season: Ellen is a fucking alien

There's this cunt who's been a client of this office longer than I've been an employee. She's always been a condescending rich bitch, so we collectively dismiss her stupid comments. But one thing I used to allow her, she kept herself fit. This bitch is the mother of two, easily middle aged, yet maintained a MILF-tacular body. I wrote in the past about how I was walking behind her without realizing who it was once and checking out her great ass, only to see her face and publicly wretch.

So now it's tax season 2008. I'm working and i hear her voice at the door. Phuc! What happened? Her hair looked like a greasy matted mop, her nose shrank to almost nothing, her lips vanished off of her face, and no other noticeable features on her face since she was wearing a big pair of alien-eyes sunglasses. She looked like Roger the gray alien from American Dad. She's turned into one fucking scary looking bitch.