Finally some non-PC humor

From my wife:



Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.


Mexican Word of the Day: July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! JULYER


Mexican Word of the Day: Mushroom
Orale vato, when all my family gets in the car there's not mushroom!


Mexican Word of the Day: Chicken
My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself