Monday, September 29, 2008

News Briefs

Paul Newman, legendary actor, died from cancer on Sept 26th. He was 83.

JP Morgan Chase acquired Washington Mutual Bank last week.
Citigroup acquired Wachovia Bank this morning.
Actress Heather Locklear was arrested for DUI.
The NY Mets bullpen blow another season on the last day for Shea Stadium.
The US Aircraft Carrier and Naval Museum, The Intrepid, is returning to New York City today after two years of renovations.

Pirates are holding a shipment of Russian tanks and other weaponry for a ransom of $2 million off of Somalia.
Scarlett Johansson married Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. Oh get off it, you didn't have a chance anyway.

2 comments:

Heff said...

Pisser about Paul Newman.

Even BIGGER pisser about Scarlett Johansson, yeah, I didn't have a chance in hell.

Bobby "the Blue" said...

I've been meaning to post stuff like that about Scarlett. Dudes bitch and moan when hot chicks get married, and cheer when they get divorced. Face it, none of us have a chance anyway, but it's nice to dream.