From my email: Spanglish

SPANISH WORDS OF THE DAY

WATER
My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

BRIEF
My homie farted so bad, and I couldn't brief .

MUSHROOM
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

LIVER & CHEESE
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and july to me! Julyer!

WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!

HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes.

TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment nothing to me!

CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

BISHOP
We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop.

JUICY
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!