Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Adriana Lima is now married


She used to say that she was saving her viriginity for one of two events:
  1. A chance to "hit it with t3h Bax0jayz"
  2. Marriage
Well, she couldn't wait forever and had to resort to her back up plan. She married some basketball dude instead. Whatever. Read more here:
Like I always say:
  • Don't get upset, you didn't have a chance with her anyway.

4 comments:

Heff said...

As long as she keeps posing like that for photos, I won't be upset over her marriage.

Bobby "the Blue" said...

She can make sweats look hot!

Anonymous said...

what is the appeal of jocks ? never mind, i guess that's obvious

Bobby "the Blue" said...

My guess there are two things:

1. Huge bank accounts
2. Monsters of cock

Only a guess though. Models and actresses can find the same traits in accountants.