Friday, August 21, 2009

stultify \STUHL-tuh-fahy\, verb:

1. To render useless or ineffectual; cripple.
2. To cause to appear stupid, inconsistent, or ridiculous.
3. Law To allege or prove insane and so not legally responsible.

Stultify is from Late Latin stultificre, "to make foolish."
bag pipe

• Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

Trivia

What pro basketball great, at age 40, became the oldest player to score a triple-double in a regular-season game?

• Power forward Karl Malone, playing for the Los Angeles Lakers in 2003. Malone’s fourth career triple-double—10 points, 11 rebounds, and 10 assists—came in a game against the San Antonio Spurs.

Today in History:

• Lincoln-Douglas debates: began in the Illinois Senate race; slavery and states' rights were the main issues (1858)
• Mona Lisa: was stolen from the Louvre by a museum employee; she was recovered two years later (1911)
• Leon Trotsky: Soviet revolutionary died of wounds inflicted by a Stalinist assassin with an ice axe (1940)

Today's Birthdays:

• Philip II (1165-1223): king of Capetian France
• Wilt Chamberlain (1936-1999): basketball star who holds record for most points (100) in one game; athlete Archie Griffin (55) shares this birth date
• Kenny Rogers (71): country/pop singer, The Gambler; other musicians born on this date include Count Basie (1904-1984), Melvin Van Peebles (77), Jackie DeShannon (65), Glenn Hughes (57), Liam Howlett (38) and Alizée (25)
• Hayden Panettiere (20): cheerleader Claire Bennet on Heroes and possible Hobbitt; also, actors Clarence Williams III (70), Loretta Devine (60), Kim Cattrall (53), Carrie-Anne Moss (39), Alicia Witt (34) and Cody Kasch (22)