Annoying Airline Passengers

From my email:

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

(This seems to ignore the fact that more than likely on a plane you won't have interweb connection, and even if you did you would probably end up arrested for faking a bomb threat. ~B2)