alacrity \uh-LACK-ruh-tee\, noun:
- A cheerful or eager readiness or willingness, often manifested by brisk, lively action or promptness in response.
shirt mask
- the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas (fart, chemical attack)
1.Duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a piss.
2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had
TriviaIn 16th-century England, what was the job of the scavager?
- Street cleaning. The word later acquired the letter n to become scavenger, and its definition changed to mean someone who searches through rubbish and debris for usable items.
- Tiffany and Co.: upscale jewelry retailer was founded as a stationery and fancy goods store (1837)
- The New York Times: the "Gray Lady," then known as The New-York Daily Times, published its first issue (1851)
- Jimi Hendrix: influential rock guitarist died, age 27, due to substance abuse (1970)
- 2001 anthrax attacks: began, a week after 9/11, with a mailing from Trenton, New Jersey, to various media sources in New York City (2001)
- John Diefenbaker (1895-1979): Canada's 13th PM
- Fred Willard (70): comic actor, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show; also, actors Greta Garbo (1905-1990), Rossano Brazzi (1916-1994), James Gandolfini (48), Holly Robinson Peete (45), Aisha Tyler (39), Jada Pinkett Smith (38), James Marsden (36) and Alison Lohman (30)










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