One reason why I won't date Megan Fox

One of the main reasons why I wouldn't take a dip in the Megan Fox pool is because of this revelation:

Megan Fox has told MTV that she'll never make a sex tape: "That's the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

If you are hitting it with a hot chick like that you want PROOF to look back at years into the future.

The other reason why I won't, I have a case of being married. Whoopsie!

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