Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

malapropism \mal-uh-PROP-iz-uhm\, noun:

  1. An act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.
  2. An example of such misuse.
A malapropism is so called after Mrs. Malaprop, a character noted for her amusing misuse of words in Richard Brinsley Sheridan's comedy The Rivals.
dish envy
  • Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.
Hank was eagerly anticipating his scallops when the waiter brought the stuffed pork chops to the man at the table next to him. Unable to avert his gaze, Hank began to feel the anguish of dish envy.
Trivia
You know what a cat’s paw is, but what is its haw?
  • Its third eyelid.
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