eggs is eggs,
don’t let them boys
get between your legs.
They say your cute,
they say your fine.
Nine months later,
they say it aint mine.


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The Superficial gets pretty rude today:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/02/maria_shriver_looks_familiar.php
The Grumpiest for this:
http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=10409
You'll see!
From my email:
Plutonium is a rare transuranic radioactive element. It is a radiological
poison that accumulates in bone marrow, although its overall toxicity is sometimes overstated. The most important isotope of plutonium is plutonium-239, which is fissile, meaning Pu-239 atoms inside a critical mass of the isotope can break apart relatively easily and release a great deal of energy and more neutrons to sustain a nuclear chain reaction. This property makes it useful in nuclear weapons and in some nuclear reactors. The discovery of plutonium by a team led by Glenn T. Seaborg in 1940 became a classified part of the Manhattan Project to build an atomic bomb during World War II. The first nuclear test, "Trinity" (July 1945) and the atomic bomb used to destroy Nagasaki, Japan in August 1945, "Fat Man", both had cores of Pu-239. Disposal of plutonium waste from nuclear power plants and dismantled nuclear weapons built during the Cold War is a major concern. Most plutonium in the environment is from the fallout from above-ground nuclear tests and from several nuclear accidents.
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hidebound \HAHYD-bound\, adjective:
Elizabeth Taylor (77): violet-eyed actress, Cleopatra, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof; other actors born today include Joanne Woodward (79), Howard Hesseman (69), Timothy Spall (52), Adam Baldwin and Grant Show (both 47) and Donal Logue (43) "CARVE CONFUSION BRIGHT ILLUSION
DRIVE TO BURN UP THE ROAD
VISIONS BEGIN TO GLOW
IT STARTS TO HEAVY THE LOAD"
Christians celebrate Ash Wednesday. The rest celebrate Crash Wednesday.
Trivia
How many matches in a row does a player have to win at a Grand Slam tennis event to take home the top trophy?
Today in History:
Today's Birthdays:
Ash Wednesday, in the Western Church, the first day of Lent, being the seventh Wednesday before Easter. On this day ashes are placed on the foreheads of the faithful to remind them of death, of the sorrow they should feel for their sins, and of the necessity of changing their lives. The practice, which dates from the early Middle Ages, is common among Roman Catholics, Anglicans and Episcopalians, and many Lutherans; it was also adopted by some Methodists and Presbyterians in the 1990s.
openhanded \OH-puhn-HAN-did\, adjective:
George Harrison (1943-2001): Beatles guitarist/songwriter; other musicians born on this date include Enrico Caruso (1873-1921), Myra Hess (1890-1965), Ralph Stanley (82), Daniel Powter (38) and Julio Iglesias Jr. (36) I wish I can get paid to be a screw-up like the guys at NASA:
More here:NASA satellite crashes minutes after launch
(CNN) -- A NASA satellite crashed back to Earth about three minutes after launch early Tuesday, officials said."We could not make orbit," NASA program manager John Brunschwyler said. "Initial indications are the vehicle did not have enough [force] to reach orbit and landed just short of Antarctica in the ocean."
"Certainly for the science community, it's a huge disappointment."
The satellite, which would have monitored greenhouse gases to study how they affect the Earth's climate, was launched on a Taurus XL rocket from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California at 1:55 a.m. PT (4:55 a.m. ET).
But the payload fairing -- a clamshell-shaped structure that allows the satellite to travel through space -- failed to separate from the rocket, NASA officials said. See video of launch »
The weight of the fairing caused the rocket and the satellite to come crashing down to Earth about three minutes later.
Meshuggah is a Swedish five-piece experimental metal band formed in 1987. Meshuggah's line-up has primarily consisted of founding members vocalist Jens Kidman and guitarist Fredrik Thordendal, drummer Tomas Haake, who joined in 1990, and rhythm guitarist Mårten Hagström, who joined in 1994. Having gone through a number of bassists, the spot has been held by Dick Lövgren since 2004. Meshuggah first attracted international attention with the 1995 release Destroy Erase Improve for its fusion of fast-tempo death metal, thrash metal and progressive metal. Since their 2002 album Nothing, Meshuggah uses eight-string guitars and downtuned, groovy riffs. Meshuggah has become known for its complex, innovative and precise songwriting and musicianship, and polyrhythmic song structures. It has been labeled as one of the ten most important hard and heavy bands by Rolling Stone and as the most important band in metal by Alternative Press. Meshuggah has found little mainstream success but is a significant act in extreme underground music. Nothing and the albums that followed all charted on the Billboard 200. In 2006, the band was nominated for a Swedish Grammy Award. Meshuggah's commercially most successful album, 2008's obZen, peaked at No. 59 and sold 11,400 copies in the first week and 50,000 copies six months after its release.
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LP101. Happiness, 02. Body to Body, 03. Religion, 04. Welcome to Paradise
Side A:
Side B:
05. Commando Remix, 06. Lovely Day, 07. Until Death, 08. Moldavia
LP2
Side C:
09. Funkhadafi, 10. Loud*, 11. Together, 12. U-Men
Side D:
13. Im Rhythmus Bleiben, 14. HeadHunter, 15. Kampfbereit*, 16. Punish Your Machine
Moments... @ iTunes
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=292577969&s=143446
Moments 1 @ iTunes
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=292264040&s=143446
Also the 18-track CD compilation "Sounds From the Matrix 007" with unreleased songs is now available via iTunes:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=292826391&s=143446
[Sep. 05 2008] FRONT 242 - "Moments..." digipak CD
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[Sep. 05 2008] FRONT 242 - "Moments..." Limited 2CD Carton Box
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peculate \PEK-yuh-leyt\, verb:
Ibn Batuta (1304-1377?): Medieval Muslim explorer who traveled some 75,000 mi (120,675 km) over 30 years and wrote about the Muslim world of the 14th century