Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Ides of June

I was busy this month with some deadlines and other things that required my attention so I wasn't able to post my monthly list for the Ides. Since I have a couple hours before the end of the Ides of June, here goes:

The Top Five Reasons Turtles are Great Pets
5. Turtles don't shed on the furniture.
4. Turtles don't need to be walked. EVER!
3. Turtles can't keep you up at night making noise. They make NO noise!
2. They enjoy your company but don't DEMAND it.
1. Turtle care can be completely automated. You can be a world traveler and not have to worry about your tank the entire time.


Snappy and Tyrannus bask together.

"Two Minutes To Midnight"

Introducing Rene Lopez!

“I got in to Prince at thirteen years old. That changed everything,” says musician Rene Lopez about his musical path. "Once I got into Prince, that opened the door to Michael Jackson and a lot of soul music and funk music for me. I started checking out Prince's history, the music he listened to, which was Sly, Funkadelic, and even Joni Mitchell. I practiced drums to Prince songs, practiced to Michael Jackson's Off the Wall, all those songs."

On September 8, 2009, Rene Lopez will unveil to the world People Are Just People, a collection of thirteen tracks that nods its head to the soul and funk music Prince opened Rene’s eyes to. This album is a tribute to Rene’s musical roots. It took him years to come full circle and his journey was long.

Born in August 6, 1969 in the Bronx, Rene Lopez was born a week and a half before Woodstock. He grew up with an Italian mother and a Puerto Rican salsa musician father. His parents brought him to shows at the Corso Lounge, the Cheetah and Barney Googles. When he was a little boy, he watched his father play all over big venues in New York City: Radio City Music Hall, Carnegie Hall, even Madison SquareGarden.

“As nurturing as it was,” says Rene, "you gotta realize that every kid rebels against what his parents are listening to." Up in his room and out on the street, "it was all rock and roll - Led Zeppelin, the Stones, Queen, the Beatles, Black Sabbath, the Who, that's what we listened to. When I was playing drums, that's what I would play. And any of the guys in my neighbor-hood come into my room and play, and those are the songs we would try to play." No matter what, Rene's parents were 100% supportive of his music.

Into high school, Rene's drumming ability excelled, taking him to the school band and eventually to the All-County Jazz Band. During a competition in senior year, Arnie Lawrence (also a Rockland County resident then) showed up as guest conductor. Impressed by Rene's playing, he encouraged him to audition for the New School program. He found himself in the first wave of students circa 1987 - Popper, Schenkman and the Spin Doctors, Brad Mehldau, Jesse Davis, Chris Carter, and many others.


The rest is history. Rene left school to start the group The Authority, where he was the lead vocalist for seven years. In 1998, Rene and Roger Stevens (of Blind Melon) began to write songs together for the band that became Extra Virgin (including Pat Sansone on bass and keyboards). Extra Virgin lasted about two years before Rene and Rogers moved on, though they have stayed close friends as well as workmates in The Tender Trio.

Finally, Rene focused on his solo career. I Know What I See, his debut EP released in 2003 and produced by bassist Pat Sansone, was a stripped-down acoustic-based collection of four songs that found a following in the triple-A Americana format. In 2005, Rene released One Man’s Year, a dark culmination of more than a dozen years of shedding in his own bands and others, and numerous studio assignments.

Rene was finished with music. He went on to pursue an acting career until last year when a dear friend introduced Rene to The Document Room Recording Studios in Malibu, California. He was told he would have a week to himself with the legendary studio tucked away in the hills by the Pacific Ocean. For kicks, he set on to write and record one song per day. In the middle of his genius, he realized he still had writing in him.

With his musical confidence soaring, Rene brought the songs with him to his studio in Williamsburg. People are Just People was finished in two months. The result is a true funk and soul record, completely pure that sonically captures everything he cherished as a teenager.

Phone spammer of the day: 208-991-1193

208-991-1193
Received call form this number on my cell, Nassau County, NY area - a lot of static followed by a recorded message from a Spanish-speaking woman. Caller from Boise, Idaho. More HERE.

In the theater: The Toxic Avenger Musical

I mentioned that last week was my eighth wedding anniversary. The wife got for me as a gift tickets for The Toxic Avenger Musical. I saw reviews for it, they all said it was a riot, so I wanted to see it. My wife made it so.

Before we were able to even get to the show, we both got caught in the flash flood that hit NYC right when Stacey and I were supposed to meet. That created a big delay and we ducked into the first nice looking restaurant we saw on the way to the theater. It was a Brazilian Restaurant with a dandy looking Prix Fixe menu. While the food was pretty good, the service was a little slow and the prices indeed seemed a bit high. They finally got the check to us and we were able to leave at 7:55. The show started at 8 PM!

The show DID start at 8:00. It's two full hours with no intermission. Be sure to hit the restrooms before the show! If you saw the 80's horror / hero movie called The Toxic Avenger, you will have only a slight advantage. The entire concept has been updated and set to rock n roll music. What makes the show even more fun, is that the show only has a five person cast. Between the set and costume changes, the singing, and action, your attention is kept and the time flies by.

If you have the opportunity to see this show, you won't regret it. It's a non-stop fun ride and a memorable show. Try it! You'll like it! I did!

You can find more about it here:
http://thetoxicavengermusical.com/

Here's a pic of the wife and me in Times Square after the show:

NOW That's What I Call Music 31 Available Today

Perfect Soundtrack To The Summer
Available Everywhere Today
Visit the official site NowThatsMusic.com to sample the entire album!

Official Track Listing:
1. The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
2. Flo Rida - Right Round
3. Lady Gaga - Poker Face
4. Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
5. Jamie Foxx - Blame It
6. TI w/Justin Timberlake - Dead And Gone
7. Kid Cudi - Day & Nite
8. Soulja Boy - Tell Em Kiss Me Thru The Phone
9. Beyonce - Halo
10. Ne-Yo - Mad
11. Pink - Please Don't Leave Me
12. Ciara w/Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic
13. Britney Spears - If U Seek Amy
14. Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You
15. 3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me
16. The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name
17. The Fray - You Found Me
18. Nickelback - If Today Was Your Last Day
19. Lady Antebellum - I Run To You
20. Charice - Note To God

Tuesday Links: 06/30/2009

Deception Pictures, Images and Photos
Megan Fox Might Help

Lora Karadjova
Kendra Wilkinson

Lucy Clarkson
First Look At Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland

Blogs of Note:

Zydecosis‏

Zydecosis is the invention of Steve Junot, a Houma, Louisiana based guitarist and vocalist. An established veteran in the Louisiana music scene, his idea of mixing rock and zydeco came to him over a decade ago. As he recounts, “Years ago, I was touring with Chubby Carrier (the accordion player who plays in Zydecosis) and the drummer of our band was a big Kiss fan, and he wanted to do a Kiss song zydeco style. Then, years later, as I was watching Chubby play I thought ‘man, that is such a crazy idea, I have to do it.’”

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

badinage \bad-n-AHZH\, noun:

  • Light, playful talk; banter.
Badinage comes from French, from badiner, "to trifle, to joke," badin, "playful, jocular."
take a digger
  1. Commonly used to describe an ungraceful fall.
  2. Fall forward or trip and land on one's face
  • Derived from the volleyball slang- a Digshot is a desperation diving hit that results in a faceful of sand.

I wasn't paying attention and I took a digger when I tripped on the crack in the pavement. I can't believe I fell flat on my face.

Trivia
What character in the Gilbert and Sullivan comic opera Iolanthe bears the name of a biblical site?
  • Lord Mountararat. Mount Ararat is the name of the final resting place of Noah’s ark.
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Monday, June 29, 2009

Monday Links: 06/29/2009

Blogs of note:

Demi Lovato's Video For Here We Go Again

Demi Lovato's Video For "Here We Go Again"

New Album In-Stores July 21st

This just in: Madoff gets the max!


Bernard Madoff has been sentenced to 150 years in prison for his multibillion-dollar fraud scheme. More HERE.

Look forward to Mondays!!!

Alessandra Ambrosio
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Shit

Someone used the bathroon in here and left feces on the seat. WTF?!?!?

From Brooklyn, NY: Underwhelmed‏

Most rock bands look to hitch themselves to whatever the hot new musical trend is. Not so with Underwhelmed. The New York based quintet plays a driving and emotionally overwhelming brand of hard rock that hearkens back to an era where bands left everything they had on the stage. On their new album, Reveal, the band displays the unity and sense of purpose that has built the band a growing national base of fans who love rock, because they live it.
Comparison: Live, Nickelback, Staind, 3 Doors Down, Anberlin
Influence: Candlebox, Live, Pearl Jam, Lifehouse, The Twilight Singers

Events
Date: July 25, 2009
Venue: Savannah’s/Soon To Be The Dublin Underground, Albany, NY 12207
Minimum age: 21

Date: August 7, 2009 - 8pm
Venue: WOODSTOCK 3 at The Woods, Green Bay, WI 54311

Date: September 26, 2009 - 10pm
Venue: Savannah’s/Soon To Be The Dublin Underground, Albany, NY 12207
Minimum age: 21

Date: December 5, 2009 - 10pm
Venue: Savannah’s/Soon To Be The Dublin Underground, Albany, NY 12207
Minimum age: 21

Weekend Box Office

  1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
  2. The Proposal
  3. The Hangover
  4. Up
  5. My Sister's Keeper
It was no shocker that Transformers took the #1 last weeeknd. Of the $112 million it rakes in, it's been said that it was pretty evenly divided among men and women, so it wasn't only an army of fanboys wanting to see Megan Fox sharing the screen with giant robots. Last week's #1, The Proposal, dropped one spot, but a very distant #2 with $18 mill.

I wonder what will happen this weekend with Public Enemies coming out starring Johnny Depp and Christian Bale on opposite sides of the law. The cast alone looks pretty impressive.

Adelitas Way Reveals Debut Album Artwork

Adelitas Way have just revealed the album art to their self-titled debut album which is due to hit stores July 14th. Grammy-nominated producer Johnny K added his signature touches to the band's rock-radio-ready tracks including first single, "Invincible" which was chosen by the WWE as theme song to their show, "Superstars". "Invincible" will be joined by 10 other hard-hitting tracks as Adelitas Way's album makes its way to store shelves July 14th.

Album Track Listing
1. Invincible
2. Scream
3. Dirty Little Thing
4. Last Stand
5. Hate Love
6. So What If You Go
7. Closer To You
8. Just A Little Bit
9. All Falls Down
10. My Derailment
11. Brother

To learn more about Adelitas Way and receive a free MP3 download of their track "Inside" visit http://www.adelitasway.net/. Listen to "Invincible" now by clicking here.

Monday, June 29, 2009

clandestine \klan-DES-tin\, adjective:

  • Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment, esp. for purposes of subversion or deception.
Clandestine is from Latin clandestīnus, probably a blend of clam-de, secretly and intestīnus, internal.
hotness hypnosis
  • When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
Trivia
What nightmarish 1972 action-adventure buddy film was promoted with the tagline, “This is the weekend they didn’t play golf”?
  • Deliverance.
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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Pitchman Billy Mays found dead at 50

Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman whose boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean made him a pop-culture icon, has died. He was 50.

More HERE.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

orotund \OR-uh-tuhnd\, adjective:

  1. Characterized by fullness, clarity, strength, and smoothness of sound.
  2. Pompous; bombastic.
Orotund derives from Latin ore rotundo, "with a round mouth," hence "clear, loud," from os, oris, "the mouth" + rotundus, "round." It is related to oral.
brain bleach
  • What one might use to erase a particulary nasty image or memory.
Man, I just saw Olga in skin-tight canary-yellow stretch pants. I need to score me about five gallons of brain
Trivia
How much does a giant panda weigh at birth?
  • Three to five ounces. When full grown, a male giant panda will weigh as much as 275 pounds; a female as much as 220 pounds.
Today in History:
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Never boast

From my email, thanks Stacey:

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room..

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment..'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

Stonewall riots

From my email:

The Stonewall riots were a series of spontaneous, violent demonstrations against a police raid that took place in the early morning hours of June 28, 1969, at the Stonewall Inn, in the Greenwich Village neighborhood of New York City. They are frequently cited as the first instance in American history when gays and lesbians fought back against a government-sponsored system that persecuted homosexuals, and they have become the defining event that marked the start of the gay rights movement in the United States and around the world. The Stonewall Inn, at the time, was owned by the Mafia. It catered to an assortment of patrons, but it was known to be popular with the most marginalized people in the gay community: transvestites, effeminate young men, hustlers, and homeless youth. Police raids on gay bars were routine in the 1960s, but officers quickly lost control of the situation at the Stonewall Inn, and attracted a crowd that was incited to riot. Tensions between New York City police and gay residents of Greenwich Village erupted into more protests the next evening, and again several nights later. Within six months, two gay activist organizations were formed in New York, concentrating on confrontational tactics, and three newspapers were established to promote rights for gays and lesbians. Within a few years, gay rights organizations were founded across the U.S. and the world. Today Gay Pride events are held annually throughout the world toward the end of June to mark the Stonewall riots.

Read the rest of this article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots

Saturday, June 27, 2009

OMG! Tons of Michael Jackson humor!

See stuff like this


Here:
http://michael-jackson-dead-jokes.blogspot.com/

Olivia Munn in Complex


Another important list:
Complex Blog presents Olivia Munn

Saturday, June 27, 2009

quidnunc \KWID-nuhngk\, noun:

  • One who is curious to know everything that passes; one who knows or pretends to know all that is going on; a gossip; a busybody.
Quidnunc comes from Latin quid nunc?, "what now?"
Hiking in Appalachia
  • To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.
Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia.
Trivia
What did the word bombast refer to when it first came into use in the 16th century?
  • Padding or stuffing used in the clothes that were fashionable at the time. The use of the word broadened to describe padded—or overblown—language.
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Friday, June 26, 2009

Anniversary Celebration

While my wedding anniversary was earlier in the week, Mrs. Bax0jayz and I are really having our celebration tonight. We'll be meeting up (as this posts) for a fine dinner on Restaurant Row then off to a show. I'll post the review next week for Review Tuesday but I'll give you a hint now; the show is based on an 80's hero / horror flick.

Keeping up with the 80's theme, I'm posting the link to the vid and the lyrics of "our song" from our wedding. Since we were both born in 1971, we really learned to enjoy music in the 80s. So we chose Take My Breath Away by Berlin from the movie Top Gun. That was eight years ago, and we're still having fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DARX9nzNE3E

Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Watching I keep waiting
Still anticipating love
Never hesitating
To become the fated ones
Turning and returning
To some secret place to hide
Watching in slow motion
As you turn to me and say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Through the hourglass I saw you
In time you slipped away
When the mirror crashed I called you
And turned to hear you say
If only for today
I am unafraid

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Watching every motion
In this foolish lover's game
Haunted by the notion
Somewhere there's a love in flames
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn my way and say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Rock out, it's FRIDAY!!!

Years ago I was listening to the local "modern rock" station when they played the new song from Morrissey, "We hate it when our friends become successful." The huge title alone made me guffaw, but listening to the song only reinforced the absurdity of it all. It's a song up happy and uplifting music coupled to extremely angry and spiteful lyrics. I loved the song so much that I raced to the local record store and bought the single on CD. Back then I didn't even have a CD player! Below are the lyrics and a link to a vid so you too can see how jealousy rears it's ugly head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvUxNb-bl4w
We hate it when our friends become successful,
We hate it when our friends become successful.
Oh, look at those clothes,
Now look at that face it's so old,
And such a video,
Well, it's really laughable,
Ah hahahaha etc.
We hate it when our friends become successful,
And if they're northern
That makes it even worse and
If we can destroy them
You bet your life we will destroy them.
If we can hurt them, well,
We may well.
It's really laughable,
Ah hahahaha etc.
You see, it should have been me.
It could have been me.
Everybody knows, everybody says so.
They say, "Oh, you have loads of songs,
So many songs,
More songs than they can stand --
Verse, chorus, middle eighth break"
Just listen,
"La la la etc."

Esmee Denters EPK - New Behind The Scenes Footage & Commentary

Dutch songstress Esmee Denters has just released a new video revealing the inner workings behind her rise to fame. Footage from her first ever live performance, at home in her native Holland and rare studio clips all provide the backdrop for the YouTube sensation's intimate retrospection. What began as a love of her father's soul and RnB records has fueled the foundation for this breakout singer's career. On the heels of a pivotal mentorship with mega-star Justin Timberlake and super producer Polow Da Don, Esmee reflects on her forthcoming album release; "Everything that I always wanted is finally happening." Watch the clip here to learn more about Esmee's journey.

Esmee Denters' single "Outta Here" is available now on iTunes.

WTF Friday: H8?


Words of wisdom!
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