Wednesday, November 23, 2011

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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

crepitate \KREP-i-teyt\, verb:

To make a crackling sound; crackle

Crepitate is from the Latin crepitare which meant “to rustle or chatter.”

more to come...

PC issues...

Youtube degree

A bachelor's level certificate that people award to themselves after they have deemed themselves to be experts in a particular field of study by watching various instructional and how-to videos on Youtube.

Ben: Whoa! That is NOT the correct way to put on cologne! You spray and then you walk into it.
Joey: Okay and since when did you become the expert on all things cologne?
Ben: Since last spring when I got my Youtube degree in cologne management.
Trivia
What country was once known as the Hermit Kingdom?

Korea, because of its strict isolationism in the late 19th century, before it signed trade agreements with the U.S. and other Western nations.

History

Battle of Chattanooga: huge battle at a railway junction began during the US Civil War, ending with a Union victory (1863)
jukebox: the first coin-operated phonograph was installed at the Palais Royal Saloon in San Francisco (1889)
Doctor Who: British sci-fi TV program about a doctor who time-travels in a TARDIS debuted; it is still running (1963)
China: the People's Republic took over Taiwan's seat in the UN Security Council (1971)

Birthdays

John Wallis (1616-1703): mathematician
Franklin Pierce (1804-1869): South-leaning Northern POTUS; other world leaders born on this date include Otto I (912-973) and José Napoleon Duarte (1925-1990)
William H. Bonney (1859-1881): outlaw known as Billy the Kid
Jerry Bock (1928-2010): composer, Fiddler on the Roof; plus, composers Manuel de Falla (1876-1946) and Krzysztof Penderecki (78)
Snooki Polizzi (24): reality TV star, Jersey Shore
Miley Cyrus (19): singer/actress, the titular star of Hannah Montana: also, actors Boris Karloff (1887-1969), Michael Gough (94), Franco Nero (70), Steve Landesberg (66), Vincent Cassel (45), Salli Richardson-Whitfield (44), Oded Fehr (41), Page Kennedy (35), Kelly Brook (31) and Lucas Grabeel (27)