Monday, January 2, 2012

mole

1. a word used to describe a person (usually female) who is extremely ugly, disfigured, fat, or smelly.

2. one who is not appealing at all to members of the opposite sex.

3. a word used to describe someone who pisses another off or is annoying

1. "Kaitlin has nothing going for her. She is a mole."

2. Gary: Did you see that chick?

Steve: Yeah, she is a mole

3. Con: Hey Amy

Amy: Fuck off Con, you dumb mole

History

• Granada: last Moorish stronghold in Spain, led by Muhammad XI, surrendered to Roman Catholic monarchs Ferdinand II and Isabella I (1492)
• Vulcan: the "discovery" of a planet closer to the Sun than Mercury was announced by French mathematician Urbain Jean Joseph Le Verrier; it proved to be nonexistent (1860)
• Russo-Japanese War: ended with Russian General Stoessel's letter of surrender to Japan's General Nogi (1905)
• 55 mph limit: Congress and President Richard Nixon set a national speed limit to conserve gasoline following the 1973 oil crisis (1974)

Birthdays

• James Wolfe (1727-1759): British general who died leading his troops in a victory over the French at the Plains of Abraham near Quebec
• Rudolf Clausius (1822-1888): physicist and pioneer in thermodynamics, introduced the concept of entropy and restated the second law of thermodynamics; plus, physicist Johann Daniel Titius (1729-1996)
• Jack Hanna (65): zoologist and TV personality
• Christy Turlington (43): Calvin Klein, Maybelline model who has written a book, Living Yoga
• Taye Diggs (40): Private Practice's Dr. Sam Bennett; also, actors Wendy Phillips (60), Gabrielle Carteris (51), Tia Carrere (45), Cuba Gooding, Jr. (44), Dax Shepard (37), Paz Vega (36) and Kate Bosworth (29)