SPAM of the day: 03/18/2012

This is one of the better ones I've read in a while, but see how many inconsistencies YOUcan detect:

From: Lola ""mike""@daily-rewards2.net
Subject: My husband Left

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know who this is its ME ADRIANA.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) i am still married bu tired of dealing with him not giving me enough loving in bed.. ... and 2) guess where we just moved? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U..

lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there..

I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! You the first guy I am going to hook up with since I decided it was time to try other guys....

im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and you can come find me at my secure email that I through this website here

anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. If you still down for being my first guy I plan cheat on my husband with... then email me here then email me here

Miss ya
Lolla
Want me to stop talking to you... then just let me know