Tagged!

This hasn't happened to me in years, I've been tagged!
Thank you Bamatrav.
If you're unfamiliar with the rules on this, here you go:

The Rules Are:

1. You must post the rules.

2. Post eleven fun facts about yourself on the blog post.

3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you've tagged.

4. Tag eleven bloggers, however, you can break the rules and tag fewer people if you want. Make sure you hyperlink their names/blogs.

5. Let them know you've tagged them!

6. Have fun!

The questions:

1) If you could be a bum, what city would you choose to be a bum in?

Maybe Detroit. That city is SO depressed that the bums aren't much worse off than the ordinary citizens. I'll tell you where I would NEVER want to be a bum. NYC. We use our bums to fill potholes and for speed bumps. Hey, it's a job!

2) If the only way you were ever allowed to have sex again was to be in the porn industry, would you?

Yeah, why not?

3)If you had a billion dollars after taxes but were only allowed $100,000 a year for life, would you quit your job?

FUCK YEAH I'D QUIT. I have everything I need, especially a wonderful, loving, beautiful wife. I can live happily on $100k after taxes per annum.

4)Do you ever regret saying, "I love you?"

NEVER regret love. Regret if you've NEVER known true love.

5)What made you start blogging?

Steve Bunche of The Vault of Buncheness. I was posting profusely at about a dozen forums and saw his blog and that I could pound out my ideas whenever I wanted with no rules on a blog. Then came the birth of BAXOJAYZ-CENTRICITY.

6)How do you hang your toilet paper? In or out?

Overhand.

7)Have you ever eaten a bug?

Not intentionally. You can never tell what accidental ingredients are in your food, however.

8)Do you sleep with your feet in or out of the covers?

Undercover feet. When my feet are cold, I feel completely cold.

9)Has anyone at your work place, any work place, ever made a pass at you?

Yes. I once had a coworker AND her mom both making passes at me. Sounds like a dream come true? Not when they look like women from the Walmart People meme.

10)What's your favorite sexual position?

Very hard to nail down... LOL

I love a lot of positions, but it's really a tie, her on her side and the 69.

11)Where were you when you lost your virginity?

I was in the front seat of a 78 Oldsmobile. At least it didn't have vinyl seats!

Now here's the problem. In the old days you only had to tag six bloggers. Now the asking number is eleven. Additionally, I don't think ANY of the bloggers I know would bother with this OR have already been tagged. So I cannot keep this chain moving. Sorry about that.