Thursday, July 12, 2012

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Thursday, July 12, 2012

scherzando \skert-SAHN-doh\, adjective:

Playful; sportive.

Scherzando comes from the Italian word scherzare meaning "to joke." It entered English in the early 1800s.
Dreamathon

The act of hitting the snooze button over and over again and having a different dream every time you fall asleep.

I set my snooze for every ten minutes so I can have plenty of dreams in my dreamathon.
Trivia
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History

Henry VIII: married his sixth (and final) wife, Catherine Parr; she outlived him by a year (1543)
Medal of Honor: the top US military decoration was authorized by Congress (1862)
the Rolling Stones: performed their first concert, at London's Marquee Club (1962)
Geraldine Ferraro: became the first woman nominated for US vice president on a major-party ticket; she was chosen by Democratic candidate Walter Mondale (1984)

Birthdays

Gaius Julius Caesar 100 BC
Josiah Wedgewood 1730
Henry David Thoreau 1817
Sir William Osler 1849
George Eastman 1854
Oscar Hammerstein II 1895
R. Buckminster Fuller 1895
Milton Berle 1908 - Actor
'Curly' Joe DeRita 1909
Andrew Wyeth 1917
Richard Scarry 1919 - Children's author and illustrator
Conte Candoli 1927
Otis Davis 1932
Monte Hellman 1932
Van Cliburn 1934 - Pianist
Bill Cosby 1937 - Actor, comedian
Christine McVie 1943 - Singer, musician (Fleetwood Mac)
Denise Nicholas 1944
Butch Hancock 1945
Jay Thomas 1948 - Actor
Walter Egan 1948 - Singer
Richard Simmons 1948 - Fitness guru
John Wetton 1949 - Musician (Asia, King Crimson)
Gilles Meloche 1950
Eric Carr 1950 - Musician (KISS)
Cheryl Ladd 1951 - Actress ("Charlie's Angels")
Jamey Sheridan 1951
Liz Mitchell 1952
Sandi Patti 1956
Mel Harris 1957 - Actress
Buddy Foster 1957
Ray Gillen 1960
Dan Murphy 1962 - Musician (Soul Asylum)
Robin Wilson 1965 - Musician (Gin Blossoms)
Tanya Donnelly 1966 - Musician (Belly)
John Petrucci 1967 - Musician (Dream Theater)
Lisa Nicole Carson 1969 - Actress ("Ally McBeal")
Kristi Yamaguchi 1971 - Figure skater
Magoo 1973
Traci Spencer 1976
Anna Friel 1976 - Actress ("Pushing Daisies")
Topher Grace 1978 - Actor ("That 70's Show")
Michelle Rodriguez (Mayte Michelle Rodriguez) 1978 - Actress ("S.W.A.T.," "Avatar," "Lost")
Erik Per Sullivan 1991 - Actor ("Malcom in the Middle")