Saturday, August 11, 2012

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Saturday, August 11, 2012

usageaster \YOO-sij-as-ter\, noun:

A self-styled authority on language usage.

Usageaster is derived from the word usage and the suffix -aster which refers to something that imperfectly resembles or mimics the true thing. MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Mother I'd Like to Frick

Julie Clarke is a MILF!
Trivia . History

SOS: Arapahoe became the first American ship to use the distress signal (1909)
Alcatraz: island prison in San Francisco Bay received its first civilian inmates (1934)
Hussein ibn Talal: 16-year-old was proclaimed king of Jordan after his father was declared mentally unfit (1952)
Watts riots: civil disturbances in Los Angeles left 34 dead (1965)
The Mall of America: the most-visited mall in the world opened on the site of Metropolitan Stadium in Bloomington, Minnesota (1992)

Birthdays

Robert Ingersoll 1833
Carrie Bond 1862
Lloyd Nolan 1902
Jean Parker 1912
Alex Haley 1921
Carl Rowan 1925
Mike Douglas 1925
Arlene Dahl 1928
Jerry Falwell 1933
Virna Lisi 1937
Anne Massey 1937
Mike Hugg 1942
Guy Villari 1943
Jim Kale (The Guess Who) 1943
John Conlee 1946
Ian Charleson 1949
Eric Carmen (Raspberries) 1949
Steve Wozniak 1950
Eric Braun (Iron Butterfly) 1950
Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea 1953
Joe Jackson 1955
Richard Reinhardt (The Ramones) 1957
Diana Woei 1965
John Mitchell 1965
Charlie Sexton 1968
Chris Dave (Mint Condition) 1968
Ali Shaheed Muhammad 1970
Julia Anne Clarke 1972: aka Julie Clarke, Playmate 03/91, actress, model, hardbody
Will Friedle 1976
Chris Kelly (Kriss Kross) 1978