Friday, January 18, 2013

TGIF! Friday, January 18, 2013

aumildar \aw-mil-DAHR\, noun:
1. A manager or agent.
2. A collector of revenue.
Aumildar comes from the Hindi word amaldār, a combination of the Persian word ʿamal meaning "work" and the suffix -dar meaning "agent."
Down To Fap
  • Unfortunately for many, the feeling of being Down To Fuck is not well received or reciprocated by others. So these people, after lurking the clubs for hours must return home alone and settle for simply being Down To Fap.
(Guy): You look like my next girlfriend ;)
(Girl): Seriously? With pick up lines like that I'm guessing you spend every Saturday night Down To Fap.
  • Lima: capital of the Spanish New World empire was founded by Spanish explorer Francisco Pizarro after he defeated the native Incans; the now-sprawling metropolis is also known as El Pulpo ("the Octopus") (1535)
  • Sandwich Islands: Hawaii was first visited by a European, Captain James Cook, who named it after one of his sponsors, the Earl of Sandwich (1778)
  • Botany Bay: the first ship of the First Fleet arrived in Australia, bringing English convicts (1788)
  • The x-ray machine was exhibited for the first time (1896)
  • Albert DeSalvo, who claimed to be the "Boston Strangler," was convicted in Cambridge, MA, of armed robbery, assault and sex offenses. He was sentenced to life in prison. Desalvo was killed in 1973 by a fellow inmate. (1967)
  • Marion Barry: the mayor of Washington, DC, was arrested on drug charges; after serving his sentence, he reentered politics and regained the mayoralty (1990)
  • Peter Roget 1779
  • Daniel Webster 1782
  • A.A. Milne 1882
  • Oliver Hardy (Laurel & Hardy) 1892
  • Cary Grant 1904
  • Danny Kaye 1913
  • Berthold Goldschmidt 1903
  • David Bellamy 1933
  • Bobby Goldsboro 1941
  • David Ruffin (The Temptations) 1941
  • 'Legs' Larry Smith (The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band) 1944
  • Brett Hudson (Hudson Brothers) 1953
  • Kevin Costner 1955
  • Mark Collie 1956
  • Philip Boa 1962
  • Jane Horrocks 1964
  • Jessie L. Martin 1969
  • DJ Quik 1970
  • Samantha Mumba 1983