Parachute Album Release and Summer Tour Dates

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Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Parachute Album Release and Summer Tour Dates

Charlottesville, Virginia, pop-rock band Parachute is soon to release their long-awaited third album, OVERNIGHT, on August 13thon Mercury Records. The lead single in advance of the album, “Can’t Help,” co-written by Ryan Tedder (One Republic), was released in June & shot straight to the Top 30 on the iTunes Pop chart and hit #1 on the popular chart of Twitter Music! Currently, the single is 36* on the HOT AC chart and continues to grow in popularity. You can see the “Can’t Help” lyric video here. The album is available for pre-order here.

In support of the album, Parachute is headlining a summer tour. The tour kicks off August 13 at Irving Plaza in New York and will run through September 11, ending in Salt Lake City, UT. Check out the full itinerary below.

Summer Headline Tour Markets

Tuesday, August 13, 2013
New York, NY
Irving Plaza

Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Boston, MA
The Sinclaire

Thursday, August 15, 2013
Philadelphia, PA
TLA

Friday, August 16, 2013
Asbury Park, NJ
Stone Pony

Saturday, August 17, 2013
Lancaster, PA
Chameleon Club

Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Washington, DC
Sixth & I

Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Wilmington, NC
Ziggy's

Thursday, August 22, 2013
Orlando, FL
Plaza Theatre

Friday, August 23, 2013
Atlanta, GA
Masquerade

Saturday, August 24, 2013
Nashville, TN
Rocket Town

Sunday, August 25, 2013
Charlotte, NC
Amos's

Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Winston-Salem, NC
Ziggy's

Thursday, August 29, 2013
Blacksburg, VA
Virginia Tech

Tuesday, September 03, 2013
Columbus, OH
Club A&R

Wednesday, September 04, 2013
Chicago, IL
Bottom Lounge

Thursday, September 05, 2013
Milwaukee, WI
The Rave

Friday, September 06, 2013
Minneapolis, MN
Mill City Music Hall

Saturday, September 07, 2013
St Louis, MO
Old Rock House

Sunday, September 08, 2013
Lawrence, KS
Granada Theatre

Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Denver, CO
Summit Music Hall

Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Salt Lake City, UT
In The Venue