Tuesday, January 07, 2014

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Tuesday, January 07, 2014

solstice \SOL-stis, SOHL-\, noun:

Astronomy. a. either of the two times a year when the sun is at its greatest distance from the celestial equator: about June 21, when the sun reaches its northernmost point on the celestial sphere, or about December 22, when it reaches its southernmost point. Compare summer solstice, winter solstice. b. either of the two points in the ecliptic farthest from the equator.
a furthest or culminating point; a turning point.

Solstice comes from the Latin solstitium referring to when the sun stands still. It entered English in the 1200s.

Sewage Fart

Blasting such a disgusting rotten shit smelling fart that it cases people to believe there is a sewer leak in the area.

We have had reports of a sewer line break but we have yet to find the source. Maybe someone let loose a sewage fart.
History

Galilean moons: Jupiter's moons were first observed by Galileo; Simon Marius, however, named them — Io, Europa, Ganymede and Callisto, after the lovers of Zeus (1610)
Fannie Farmer: published her first cookbook (1896)
Marian Anderson: the contralto became the first African American to perform at the Metropolitan Opera House (1955)
Khmer Rouge: Pol Pot's regime was toppled when Vietnam took Cambodia's capital, Phnom Penh (1979)
Bill Clinton: impeachment trial began (1999)

Birthdays

Joseph Bonaparte (Naples) 1768
Millard S. Fillmore (U.S.) 1800
Charles Laemmle 1867
Adolph Zukor 1873
Charles Péguy 1873
Butterfly McQueen 1911
Charles Addams 1912
Vincent Gardenia 1922
Jean-Pierre Rampal 1922
Gerald Durrell 1925
William Blatty 1928
Terry Moore (Helen Koford) 1929
Jack Greene 1930
Douglas Kiker 1930
Eldee Young 1936
Lou Graham (golfer) 1938
Danny Williams 1942
Paul Revere (Paul Revere and The Raiders) 1942
Leona Williams 1943
Jan Wenner 1946
Kenny Loggins 1948
Marshall Chapman 1949
Erin Gray 1952
Morris Titanic (NHL) 1953
Katie Couric 1957
David Lee Murphy 1958
Kathy Valentine (The Go-Go's) 1958
David Marciano 1960
Craig Shipley 1963
Nicholas Cage 1964
Guy Hebert (NHL) 1967
Doug E. Doug 1970
Jeremy Renner 1971
John Rich 1974
Dustin Diamond 1977
Lauren Cohan 1982 (The Walking Dead)
Natalie Gulbis 1983 (Pro-Golfer / Model)
Rhianna (Robin Hannah Louise Kenny) 1983 - Singer
Lindsy Fonseca 1987