Sunday, April 27, 2014

Spellin'

SPELLIN' WORDS:Marcus is a 20 year-old 10th grader. This is his homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
  1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
  2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
  3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
  4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
  5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
  6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
  7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
  8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."

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