TGIF! Friday, December 19, 2014

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Friday, December 19, 2014

TGIF! Friday, December 19, 2014

star-crossed \ STAHR-krawst, -krost \ , adjective;

thwarted or opposed by the stars; ill-fated: star-crossed lovers.

Origin: The earliest citation of star-crossed comes from William Shakespeare in the late 1500s, although the word star had been used to refer to celestial bodes that exercised influence on human affairs as early as the 1200s. By the 1600s, star had an expanded sense of "a person's destiny, fortune, temperament, etc., regarded as influenced and determined by the stars."

christmas zombie

Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, causing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before Christmas.

Guy: Dude, what was up with that chick driving the Esclade, she almost hit you.

Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.

History

Benjamin Franklin: began publishing his Poor Richard's Almanack (1732)
"These are the times that try men's souls": Thomas Paine's famous quote was published in his first American Crisis essay (1776)
Altair 8800: the precursor to the PC was announced as a do-it-yourself kit (1974)
FIFA World Cup Trophy: the football trophy named for FIFA president Jules Rimet, consisting of an octagonal cup held by Nike and made of gold and lapis lazuli, was stolen in Rio de Janeiro (1983)
Titanic: movie with the highest box office earnings (and largest budget to that point) opened in the US, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet (1997)
Bill Clinton: was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice (1998)