Thursday, December 25, 2014

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Thursday, December 25, 2014

oblique \oh-BLEEK\, adjective, noun:

something oblique, such as a line or figure
in military use, by turning 45 degrees
not straight up and down or across; slanting
a muscle attached at an oblique angle to the structure that it controls
having unequal sides; situated obliquely instead of transverse or longitudinal
not straightforward; indirect

by 1425, from Middle French oblique, from Latin obliquus "slanting, sidelong, indirect," from ob "against" + root of licinus "bent upward," from Proto Indo-European base *lei- "to bend, be movable."

merry textmas

The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.

Bob: Hey Sheri, who is blowing up your phone over there?

Sheri: Everyone sending me Merry Textmas's

Holiday

Christmas Day - Literally Christ-Mass, the liturgical commemoration of the birth of Christ. There is evidence of its observance on 25 December at Rome by the early 4th cent. There is no evidence to support the theory that this was the actual birth-date of Christ. The choice was rather dictated by well-established pagan celebrations on that day. Many of the features of modern Christmas, such as Christmas trees, cards, and boxes, are Victorian rather than earlier.

History

William the Conqueror: monarch also known as William the Bastard was crowned king of England (1066)
George Washington: crossed the Delaware River to attack British forces in New Jersey (1776)
Nicolae Ceauşescu: Romanian leader and his wife were executed (1989)

Birthdays

Jesus of Nazareth (c.4 BCE-c.30 CE): teacher and prophet, considered by Christians to be the Messiah; his birth is celebrated today
Sir Isaac Newton 1642
Clara Barton 1821
Mohammed Ali Jinnah 1876
Maurice Utrillo 1883
Conrad Hilton 1887
Dame Rebecca West 1892
Robert Ripley 1893
Cal Farley 1895
Humphrey Bogart 1899
Cab (Cabell) Calloway III 1907
Tony Martin 1914 - Singer
Pete Rugolo 1915
Anwar Sadat (Egypt) 1918
Robert N. Hall 1919
Rod Serling 1924
Dick Miller 1928 - Actor
Chris Kenner 1929
O’Kelly Isley 1937 - Musician (The Isley Brothers)
Hanna Schygulla 1943 - Actress
Henry Vestine 1944 - Musician (Canned Heat)
John Edwards 1944 - Musician (The Spinners)
Ken Stabler (NFL) 1945
Gary Sandy 1945 - Actor ("WKRP In Cincinnati")
Noel Redding 1945 - Musician (The Jimi Hendrix Experience)
Larry Csonka 1946 - Football player
Jimmy Buffett 1946 - Singer
Barbara Mandrell 1948