Sunday, March 1, 2015

lampoon \lam-POON\, noun, verb:

1. a composition that imitates or misrepresents someone's style, usually in a humorous way
2. a light, good-humored satire
3. ridicule with satire

by 1645, from French lampon, of unknown origin, said by French etymologists to be from lampons "let us drink," popular refrain for scurrilous 17th century songs, from lamper "to drink, guzzle," a nasalized form of laper "to lap." The verb is first attested by 1657.

 

you wastin my minutes

• for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please

Bitch, you wastin my minutes.

Daisy Dukes

• Really short shorts. Term derived from the type of shorts Daisy Duke used to wear on "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Damn, that bitch's ass cheeks are hanging out the back of her daisy dukes!

 

History

• Buckeye State: Ohio became the 17th US state; in prehistoric times it was inhabited by Mound Builders (1803)
• Cornhusker State: Nebraska, purchased from France in 1803, became the 37th US state (1867)
• Yellowstone: the world's oldest national park was established; it is noted for its geysers, hot springs, mud pots and fumaroles (1872)
• Lindbergh kidnapping: Lucky Lindy's child was abducted, leading to the Lindbergh Act (1932)
• Peace Corps: JFK established an agency to "promote world peace and friendship"; since then, nearly 200,000 Americans have served in 139 countries (1961)

Bithdays

• William Dean Howells 1837 - Author
• Augustus Saint-Gaudens 1848
• Glenn Miller 1904 - Bandleader
• David Niven 1910 - Actor ("The Guns of the Navarone")
• Ralph Waldo Ellison 1914 - Author, essayist
• Robert Lowell 1917 - Poet
• Yitzhak Rabin 1922
• William Gaines 1922 - Publisher ("MAD Magazine")
• Michael Flanders 1922 - Songwriter, comedian (Flanders and Swann)
• Deke (Donald) Slayton 1924 - Astronaut
• Robert Clary 1926 - Actor ("Hogan's Heroes")
• Pete Rozelle 1926 - Football player
• Harry Belafonte 1927 - Singer, actor
• Benny Powell 1930 - Musician
• Robert Conrad 1935 - Actor
• Judith Rossner 1935
• Joan Hackett 1942
• Jerry Fisher 1942 - Musician (Blood Sweat & Tears)
• Roger Daltry 1944 - Musician (The Who)
• Mike D'Abo 1944 - Musician (Manfred Mann)
• Dirk Benedict 1945 - Actor ("The A-Team", "Battlestar Galactica")
• Tony Ashton 1946 - Musician (Ashton Gardner & Dyke)
• Alan Thicke 1947 - Actor ("Growing Pains"), songwriter (theme songs for TV's "Diff'rent Strokes" and "The Facts of Life")
• Brian Winters 1952 - Basketball player
• Ron Howard 1954 - Producer, actor ("The Andy Griffith Show", "Happy Days")
• Catherine Bach 1954 - Actress (TV's "The Dukes of Hazzard")
• Janis Gill 1954 - Musician (Sweethearts of the Rodeo)
• Jimmy Fortune 1955 - Musician (Statler Brothers)
• Timothy Daly 1956 - Actor ("Diner", "Wings", "The Fugitive")
• Jon Carroll 1957
• Nik Kershaw 1958
• Bill Leen 1962 - Musician (Gin Blossoms)
• Ron Francis 1963 - Hockey player
• Thomas Anders 1963 - Musician (Modern Talking)
• John David Collum 1966
• George Eads 1967 - Actor ("CSI")
• Javier Bardem 1969 - Actor ("No Country for Old Men", "Skyfall")
• Tanya Munoz (aka Felecia Danay) 1972 t3h pr0n

  
• Ryan Anthony Peake 1973 - Guitarist (Nickelback)
• Mark-Paul Gosselaar 1974
• Jensen Ackles 1978 - Actor ("Supernatural")
• Ke$ha - 1987