Tuesday, May 26, 2015

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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

bafflegab \BAF-uhl-gab\ noun,

Slang. confusing or generally unintelligible jargon; gobbledegook: an insurance policy written in bafflegab impenetrable to a lay person.

Origin: Bafflegab is a portmanteau of baffle and gab and is credited to Milton A. Smith, a lawyer for the US Chamber of Commerce during the 1950s. Milton humorously defined this word as "multiloquence characterized by consummate interfusion of circumlocution or periphrasis, inscrutability, and other familiar manifestations of abstruse expatiation commonly utilitzed for promulgations implementing Procrustean determinations by governmental bodies."

you got to be fist fucking me

When someone does something really stupid.

You don't celebrate Bob Day? You got to be fist fucking me.

Holiday

Bob Day (May 26th, annually)

History

Edict of Worms: declared Martin Luther an outlaw and banned his writings (1521)
Andrew Johnson: 17th president of the United States was acquitted by one vote in his impeachment trial (1868)
Dow Jones Industrial Average: stock market index was first published by The Wall Street Journal (1896)
Dracula - The vampire novel by Bram Stoker was first published igniting an entire genre of fiction and fantasy (1897)
George Willig: the "human fly" scaled the South Tower of the World Trade Center in 3.5 hours; he was fined $1.10 for the illegal feat — a penny per story (1977)
Ellis Island: the US Supreme Court ruled that the immigration landmark belonged more to New Jersey than New York (1998)