Stupid women drivers!!!

From my email:

This morning on the Highway into Town,
I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
In a brand new Nissan Titan
Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her
Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver ,
Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked My cellphone Away from my ear
Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs, Splashed,
And burned Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the darn phone, Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
I cant take these Stupid women drivers!!!