Thursday, August 27, 2015

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Thursday, August 27, 2015

saturnine \SAT-uhr-nyn\, adjective:

Born under or being under the astrological influence of the planet Saturn.
Gloomy or sullen in disposition.
Having a sardonic or bitter aspect.

Saturnine comes from Saturn, in Medieval times believed to be the most remote planet from the Sun and thus coldest and slowest in its revolution.

afterclap

That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped. normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.

*Large chorus of clapping*
Mom: "Did you hear little Billy's singing?"
Aunt: "Yes his voice really stood out"
*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*
Bystander 1: "That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!"
Bystander 2: "Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes.."

History

Edwin Drake: drilled America's first successful oil well near Titusville, PA
Krakatoa: volcano erupted in the loudest explosion ever recorded; the resultant tsunami killed 36,000 (1883)
Anglo-Zanzibar War: the shortest war in history ended after less than an hour when Zanzibar surrendered (1896)
Kellogg-Briand Pact: multinational treaty signed in Paris outlawed war — about 11 years before the same nations took part in WWII (1928)
Mariner 2: the US launched a space probe to Venus; it flew past the planet in December (1962)
Mars: the red planet got up close and personal with Earth — only 55,758,006 km away (2003)