Saturday, September 26, 2015

Feel like a woman!

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" 

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"