Saturday, October 8, 2016

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Saturday, October 08, 2016

Saturday, October 8, 2016

wassail \WAH-sul; wah-SAYL\, noun:

1. An expression of good wishes on a festive occasion, especially in drinking to someone.

2. An occasion on which such good wishes are expressed in drinking; a drinking bout; a carouse.

3. The liquor used for a wassail; especially, a beverage formerly much used in England at Christmas and other festivals, made of ale (or wine) flavored with spices, sugar, toast, roasted apples, etc.

adjective:

1. Of or pertaining to wassail, or to a wassail; convivial; as, a wassail bowl.

transitive verb:

1. To drink to the health of; a toast.

intransitive verb:

1. To drink a wassail.

Wassail is from the Middle English expression of festive benevolence, wæs hæil!, be well!, from Old Norse ves heill, be (ves) well (heill).

facebook fever, noun:

The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.

Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"

Kyle: "Facebook Fever."

Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."

Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"

Trivia

How many Star Wars performers appeared in all seven films in the popular sci-fi adventure series?

Only two. The diminutive Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2, and Anthony Daniels, who played C-3PO.

History

Empress Myeongseong: the last empress of Korea was assassinated by the Japanese (1895)
perfect game: Don Larsen pitched what remains the only perfect game in World Series history; the Yankees beat the Dodgers, 2-0 (1956)
Che Guevara: leftist revolutionary hero was captured by the Bolivian army; he was executed the next day (1967)
water speed record: was set by Australian Ken Warby at 318 mph/510 kph near Tumut, New South Wales; it still stands (1978)
Solidarity: and the rest of Poland's labor unions were banned (1982); Solidarity continued to work underground, until it was declared legal in 1989
Kashmir: a 7.6 magnitude earthquake killed some 80,000 and injured 65,000 on the Pakistan-India border (2005)