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Three men discussing their sex lives.
The Italian says "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts "Last week when my wife and I had sex I rubbed her body all over with butter.
We made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes.
The Jewish man says "Well last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat) we made love and she screamed for 6 hours.
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied "What could you have possibly done to make
your wife scream for 6 hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the drapes."
The Italian says "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts "Last week when my wife and I had sex I rubbed her body all over with butter.
We made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes.
The Jewish man says "Well last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat) we made love and she screamed for 6 hours.
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied "What could you have possibly done to make
your wife scream for 6 hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the drapes."
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