neologize \nee-OL-uh-jahyz\, verb:
fauxtograph
1. to make or use new words or create new meanings for existing words.Neologize joins the Greek neo meaning "new" with a variant on –logy, a combining form derived from the Greek logos meaning "word, speech, discourse, reason." This verb entered English in the early 1800s.
2. to devise or accept new religious doctrines.
fauxtograph
- A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn't a picture at all.
"Say 'cheese'!"
(person poses)
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)
"You're taking a fauxtograph aren't you? You asshole."
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)
"You're taking a fauxtograph aren't you? You asshole."
History
- The Communist Manifesto: science fiction novel and inspiration for jealous lazy morons was published by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels (1848)
- DNA: scientists Watson and Crick discovered the elusive double helix (1953)
- peace symbol: was designed by Gerald Holtom as a nuclear disarmament logo; it combines the letters "n" and "d" in the flag semaphore alphabet (1958)
- Malcolm X: militant civil rights leader was assassinated by members of the Nation of Islam while delivering a speech in New York (1965)
- Steve Fossett: became the first to cross the Pacific in a balloon upon traveling from South Korea to Canada; 12 years later, he disappeared while flying a plane in Nevada and later was declared dead (1995)
Birthdays
- Andres Segovia 1893
- W.H. (Wystan Hugh) Auden 1907 - Poet
- Zachary Scott 1914
- Ann Sheridan 1915 - Actress ("Appointment in Honduras", "The Man Who Came to Dinner")
- Albert Axelrod 1921 - Fencer, editor (American Fencing Magazine)
- Jack Ramsay 1925 - Basketball coach
- Erma Bombeck 1927 - Humorist, columnist, writer
- Hubert de Givenchy 1927 - Fashion designer
- Nina Simone (Eunice Waymon) 1933 - Singer, songwriter
- Rue McClanahan 1935 - Actress ("The Golden Girls", "Maude", "Mama’s Family")
- Barbara Jordan 1936 - Lawyer, U.S. Congresswoman
- Ron Clarke 1937 - Runner, broke 17 world records between 1963 and 1970
- Gary Lockwood (Yusolfsky) 1937 - Actor ("2001: A Space Odyssey", "Splendor in the Grass")
- Ernie McMillan 1938 - Football player
- Peter Gethin 1940 - Auto racer
- Peter McEnery 1940 - Actor ("Negatives")
- Jack Billingham 1943 - Baseball player
- Danny Grant 1945 - Hockey player
- Tyne Daly 1946 - Actress ("Cagney and Lacey", "The Enforcer")
- Alan Rickman 1946
Anthony Daniels 1946 C3PO - Jerry Harrison 1949 - Musician (Talking Heads)
- Bill Olds 1951 - Football player
- Vince Welnick 1951 - Musician (The Tubes, The Greatful Dead)
- Jean-Jacques Burnel 1952 - Musician (The Stranglers)
- Ken Huff 1953 - Football player
- Jim Pietrzak 1953 - Football player
- William Petersen 1953 - Actor ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation", "Fear")
- Jack Coleman 1958
- Alan Trammell 1958
- Mary Chapin Carpenter 1958 - Singer
- Christopher Atkins 1961 - Actor ("Dallas", "The Blue Lagoon")
- Ranking Roger (English Beat, General Public) 1961
- William "Billy" Baldwin 1963 - Actor ("Backdraft")
- Corey Harris 1969
- Eric Wilson 1970 - Musician (Sublime)
- Jennifer Love Hewitt 1979 - Actress ("Party of Five", "I Know What You Did Last Summer", "Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit") aka Jennifer Love Huge Tits
- Charlotte Church 1986 - Singer, actor
- Ashley Greene 1987 - Actress ("Twilight")
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