Wednesday, March 18, 2020

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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

comport \kuhm-PAWRT, -POHRT\, verb:

to bear or conduct (oneself); behave: He comported himself with dignity.
to be in agreement, harmony, or conformity (usually followed by with): His statement does not comport with the facts.

Comport is derived from the Latin word comportāre which meant "to transport."

(See today's Review Tuesday for a reference to this word in the world of Judge Dredd)

Social Notworking

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!

St. Patrick's Day Shits

Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.

Dude 1: Wow, I don't know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.

Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!

Trivia

Which planet experiences 42 earth years of constant summer followed by 42 earth years of dark winter?

Uranus, because of its unusual (almost 90-degree) tilt as it orbits the sun.

History

Tri-State Tornado: the deadliest tornado in US history hit Missouri, Illinois and Indiana; nearly 700 were killed (1925)
Gideon v. Wainwright: the US Supreme Court ruled that poor defendants in felony cases have the right to a court-appointed lawyer (1963)
spacewalk: cosmonaut Aleksei Leonov made the first walk in space; he spent 20 minutes outside, tethered to the spacecraft (1965)
art theft: the largest museum heist in history took place at the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston, with the thieves dressed as police officers; it remains unsolved and a $5 million reward is still offered (1990)