Sunday, October 23, 2022

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Sunday, October 23, 2022

parse \PAHRS\, transitive verb:

1. To resolve (as a sentence) into its component parts of speech with an explanation of the form, function, and syntactical relationship of each part.
2. To describe grammatically by stating its part of speech, form, and syntactical relationships in a sentence.
3. To examine closely or analyze critically, especially by breaking up into components.
4. To make sense of; to comprehend.
5. (Computer Science) To analyze or separate (input, for example) into more easily processed components.

intransitive verb:

1. To admit of being parsed.

Parse comes from the Latin pars (orationis), "part (of speech)."

mac-envy

a state of mind in which a PC owner realizes his computer sucks, then is immediately jealous of all his mac - owning friends.

"I just upgraded to Win 10."

"I got a mac."

"BITCH!"

"That's a case of mac envy if I ever saw it."

October 23

National Oral Sex day. Guys and Gals shriek with excitement as October 23 rounds the corner.

“Hey babe, October 23 is today! You know what that means....

History

Brutus: committed suicide after losing to Mark Anthony and Octavian in the Second Battle of Philippi, a war fought to avenge the assassination of Julius Caesar (42 BCE)
War of Jenkins' Ear: British PM Robert Walpole reluctantly declared war on Spain after a ship's captain brought in his ear, pickled, and told the House of Commons it had been severed by the Spanish coast guard (1739)
suffragists: some 25,000 women marched in NYC, demanding the right to vote (1915)
Hungarian Revolution: spontaneous protest began, marking the first anti-Soviet revolt; many thousands were killed or fled; the Hungarian Republic was declared exactly 33 years later (1956)
iPod: digital music player, mp3 rip-off, was launched by Apple (2001)
Moscow Theater Crisis: Chechen terrorists took 700 hostages; many died during a Russian raid the next day (2002)