Friday, March 17, 2023

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Friday, March 17, 2023

quaff \KWOFF; KWAFF\, intransitive verb:

1. To drink a beverage, esp. an intoxicating one, copiously and with hearty enjoyment.

transitive verb:

1. To drink (a beverage) copiously and heartily

noun:

1. An act or instance of quaffing.
2. A beverage quaffed.

Quaff is of unknown origin.

libation \ly-BAY-shun\, noun:

The act of pouring a liquid (usually wine) either on the ground or on a victim in sacrifice to some deity; also, the wine or liquid thus poured out.
A beverage, especially an alcoholic beverage.
An act or instance of drinking.

Libation is from Latin libatio, from libare, "to take a little from anything, to taste, to pour out as an offering."

St Patrick

A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is a myth. The Irish ate them all during a famine.

Saint Patrick's Day

A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink [like there's no tomorrow].

Bill Lumbergh: "Yeah, and I'd like to remind you that tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, so if you'd like to, you can go ahead and come to work...uh...shit-faced. Yeah, that'd be greeaat."

Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

Trivia

What was the original significance of the “O” and “Mac” in Irish surnames?

“O” meant grandson of; “Mac” meant son of.

Trivia
What color, historically associated with St. Patrick, is on the ancient Irish flag, the Irish presidential standard, and Ireland’s coat of arms?

St. Patrick’s Blue. The flag, standard, and coat of arms all depict a golden Gaelic harp on a background of St. Patrick’s Blue. A lighter blue is the official color of the Order of St. Patrick, a chivalrous order established in Ireland in 1783.

Holiday

St. Patrick's Day: Saint Patrick's Day (Irish: Lá ’le Pádraig or Lá Fhéile Pádraig), colloquially St. Paddy's Day or Paddy's Day, is an annual feast day which celebrates Saint Patrick (circa 385–461), one of the patron saints of Ireland. It takes place on 17 March, the date on which Patrick is held to have died.

History

Italy: the modern Kingdom of Italy was proclaimed; it lasted until the Republic was formed in 1946 (1861)
National Gallery of Art: museum designed by John Russell Pope was dedicated in Washington, DC (1941)
californium: creation of radioactive element was announced by scientists at UC Berkeley; it was made by bombarding curium with helium isotopes (1950)
Mount Agung: stratovolcano on Bali erupted, killing 1,500 (1963)

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