Monday, July 3, 2023

chow \CHOU\ , noun;

1. Food, especially hearty dishes or a meal.

verb phrase:

• 1. "Chow down:" to eat; eat a meal, especially the main meal of the day.

Origin: Chow originates among Chinese workers in California around the Gold Rush, shortened from the pidgin chow-chow, derived from cha, Chinese for "mixed."

 

Caffeine Window

• The daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. No amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. A common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly.

Dude1: Fuck, I've missed my caffeine window, I feel a headache developing.

Dude2: Rookie error dude, that's you should always keep a few No-Doze handy when you don't have time to grab some coffee.

Designated Imbiber

• An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.

Guy 1: Wanna play some beer pong?

Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.

Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.

 

History

• Quebec: city was founded by Samuel de Champlain (1608)
  

  
• great auks: the last pair of the extinct species, found incubating an egg, was killed (1844)
• Battle of Gettysburg: the bloodiest battle in America's Civil War ended with Union forces beating back Confederate troops (1863)
• Algeria: became independent after 132 years of French rule (1962)
• Jackie Robinson: became the first African American to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame (1962)

Birthdays

• Edward Young 1683
• George M. Cohan 1878
• Franz Kafka 1883 - author
• George Sanders 1906
• Jerry Gray 1915
• John Kundla 1916 - Basketball player
• Susan Peters 1921
• Ken Russell 1927
• Pete Fountain 1930 - Musician
• Tom Stoppard 1937 - Playwright
• Jay Tarses 1939 - Writer, producer
• Fontella Bass 1940
• Kurtwood Smith 1943 - Actor ("That 70's Show")
• Michael Cole 1945 - Actor ("The Mod Squad")
• Johnny Lee 1946
• Betty Buckley 1947 - Actress ("Eight is Enough," "Cats")
• Dave Barry 1947 - Humor writer
  

  
• Paul Barrere 1948 - Musician (Little Feat)
• Jan Smithers 1949 - Actress ("WKRP In Ciradincinatti")
• Jean-Claude Duvalier (Haiti) 1951
  Laura Branigan 1952
• Neil Clark 1955 - Musician (Lloyd Cole & The Commotions)
• Montel Williams 1956 - Talk show host
• Aaron Tippin 1958
• Vince Clarke 1960 - Musician (Erasure, Depeche Mode)
• Liz Stewart 1961 - actress, Playmate
• Pía Reyes 1961 - actress, Playmate
• Tom Cruise 1962 - Actor
• Thomas Gibson 1962 - Actor ("Dharma and Greg")
• Hunter Tylo 1962 - Actress ("The Bold and the Beautiful")
• Yeardley Smith 1964 - Actress ("The Simpsons")
• Moises Alou 1966 - Baseball player
• Kevin Hearn 1969 - Musician (Barenaked Ladies)
• Audra McDonald 1970 - Singer, actress
• Patrick Wilson 1973 - Actor
• Olivia Munn 1980
  

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