Thursday, July 11, 2024

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Thursday, July 11, 2024

vamp \vamp\, verb:

1. To patch up; repair.
2. To give (something) a new appearance by adding a patch or piece.
3. To concoct or invent (often followed by up): He vamped up a few ugly rumors to discredit his enemies.
4. To furnish with a vamp, especially to repair (a shoe or boot) with a new vamp.

noun:

1. The portion of a shoe or boot upper that covers the instep and toes.
2. Something patched up or pieced together.

Vamp is a shortening of the Middle French word avant-pie literally meaning "fore-foot." This sense of the word is embedded in the more common word revamp.

LeeAnna Vamp as Vampirella 01 by Gordy69 on DeviantArt

insomnia dyslexia

When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.
When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.

on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?
ugh.. I meant bird is the word*
Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.

2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.

callipygian (kal-uh-PIJ-ee-en). adj.

Having a beautfully proportioned buttocks.

Yo! Keyra Agustina is a callipygian! DAT ASS!

march of dimes

A procession or gathering of attractive females. They are all "tens" making them dimes.

Guy at mall: "Damn, look at those women, it's a regular march of dimes."

History

Alexander Hamilton: the former secretary of the treasury was fatally wounded in a pistol duel with former vice-president Aaron Burr; Hamilton died the next day (1804)
Niagara Movement: W.E.B. Du Bois and other African-Americans united to call for an end to racial discrimination (1905)
Skylab: after six years in space, the space station reentered Earth's atmosphere (1979)
Mumbai train bombings: seven blasts set off in pressure cookers took more than 200 lives (2006)