Only a broad would come up with such nonsense

If Women ruled the WORLD...
* Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control methods for men.
* Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
* Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season.
* Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles.
* PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
* Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
* Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
* "Ms. Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
* Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.
* Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
* Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
* Men would learn phrases like: I'm sorry, I love you, You're beautiful, Of course you don't look fat in that outfit, Go to sleep-I'll take care of the baby, etc.
* Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
* Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.
* All toilet seats would be nailed down.
* All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
* Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't pretend to be single.
* For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.

The usual female bullshit. Men have to suffer for the way women are born. How about this, why don't we implant a pair of nuts on a woman and see how she likes getting kicked in them over and over again? Oh no! That would be terrible to say.