Dumb bitch of the day

I was heading Northwest on Tulip Avenue in Floral Park this morning. When you arrive at the intersection where Tulip ends it splits into two lanes. Both lanes are left turning lanes onto westbound Jamaica Avenue , but the right lane can also turn east onto Jamaica Ave or straight north to Little Neck Parkway. So, if you're in the left lane it's left turns ONLY. So I'm in the right lane, because I like to be to the right along Jamaica Avenue as I head to the Cross Island Parkway, when a completely ignorant bitch busy on the cell phone decides to go straight up to the Little Neck Pky ignoring all signs and comes INCHES from hitting my nice new car. I slam on my brakes and come to a quick stop, while all she does is keep barreling along like she owns the road.

In that instant I know of at least two expensive tickets she earned but will never get for that maneuver: not using a "hands free device" and in turning from the wrong lane. Kuntzor.