Preserve that stench

This WILL be a vulgar / disgusting post. If such things don't amuse you, please skip it.

You've been warned.

I work in a small office. There are five regular employees and any number of visitors during the day.

There is only one bathroom. It has one little window. One door. No vents or fans.

Someone in this office seems to make it a regular practice to stink that room up, lock up the window and shut the door behind them so that the next person who needs to go in becomes overwhelmed by the offending intestinal odor. The clever individual seems to think that spraying a little air freshener will do the trick. Instead, the room reeks of methane and sickly fruit. It's really NOT an improvement.

I used to keep a box of matches in there. A lit match will kill the worst stench in a second. Someone in the offfice threw them away. I guess it was too good on an idea.

In the meantime the others blame me, even though I really only use the bathroom to wash my hands. I have my suspicions. One person is obsessed with locking the windows, another with shutting the door.

For now I have to deal with these conditions until someone learns to use their brain, or manners.