Okay, the first Michael Jackson death joke was born

Lisa passed this on to me, but she isn't responsible for it either:

• Since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic he will be melted down and recycled into Leggos so the little boys can play with him for a change.

Update, more:

• Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin slept over.
• They are now saying that Michael Jackson had food poisoning. They found 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
• When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.
• McDonald's has a new sandwich out in memory of Michael Jackson. It's made up of fifty year old meat between five eyar old buns.