Best Crazy Woman Story of the Day

As heard from the Stern Show this morning:

A woman was married to her husband for 8 years. She was suspicious that he only loved her for her 38G breasts. So unbeknownst to her hubby she went and made arrangements to have her breasts reduced to double A cups.

The day before she goes in for surgery she tells him that she's getting the reduction to see if he loves her for her boobs or who she is. He went ballistic. Ultimately, afetr the surgery he divorced her.

The truth of this matter isn't that the husband was shallow, but that the wife is a dumb bitch to go and "test" his love. What's that about? So now she's 42 and alone in the world. I hope she's happy now.