Funniest call from a client

A client calls up for some payroll information. So when I make p/r calulations I always ask for the basic information: Name, address, social security number, single, etc.

However

On this particular day this woman gives me her name and spells it quickly, but with some difficulty. Then spells it two more times, and it's different each time. So, I am left to assume that she doesn't know how to spell her own name.

That is a good source of humor each time she has called since.