EP3 Top Ten

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD DURING THE FILMING OF THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE

by RobotJerk of TSG

10. "I'm so tired of playing Queens and Senators...my next movie I want to play a stripper."

9. "I can't even take a crap without someone from the website making a pic of it a 'Hyperspace Club Exclusive'."

8. "Dear Hayden, Please fuck off and die. Signed, David Prowse."

7. "I knew this was a bad career move... now they want me to wreite a prequel to 'Bridge on the River Kwai'."

6. "I bet we could get an 'R' if we shaved Chewbacca."

5. "Don't you think the scene where Kit Fisto and I talk about giving Bail Organa's wife a foot massage before we arrive at Palpatine's is a little... unoriginal?"

4. "We keep losing the Vader helmet because prop guys keep borrowing it to tell each other that they're each other's father."

3. "Once you've been hit on by a 2 foot tall puppet, you've officially heard it all."

2. "So... when do we start filming Epsiode 4?" **slap**

And number one...

"Yousa sayin' meesa not in theesa movie, George?"